The guys in my cell block were asking me what happened when I went before the judge this morning, so I told them she offered to release me if I agreed to stay away from the U of W. Then I told them that I didn't agree to her terms. And one of the guys says, "Wh'the fuck are you? Ernest goes to Jail?"
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UPDATE: After nine days in three different cell blocks, I finally got out. But the "Ernest" rap followed me everywhere I went. They called me the same thing in the Alpha cell block in Headingly. I can't for the life of me figure out why.