Friday, February 8, 2013

Ernest Goes to Jail

Here's a near-verbatim update by phone from downtown:
The guys in my cell block were asking me what happened when I went before the judge this morning, so I told them she offered to release me if I agreed to stay away from the U of W. Then I told them that I didn't agree to her terms. And one of the guys says, "Wh'the fuck are you? Ernest goes to Jail?"
 
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UPDATE: After nine days in three different cell blocks, I finally got out. But the "Ernest" rap followed me everywhere I went. They called me the same thing in the Alpha cell block in Headingly. I can't for the life of me figure out why.
 

4 comments:

  1. Um can somebody explain to Marty that in the modern era, the University and Police are working on the assumption he's going to reappear one day with a shotgun?

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  2. Go Marty! Get that criminal record! Lose the ability to EVER apply for a teching position!

    Seriously, go for it. Do us all a favor (or, you know, actually think about it and use this opportunity to better yourself by curbing that belligerence and gaining a bit of humility. Either way).

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  3. Hi Marty: I guess you don't have a laptop in the slammer. We are with you....hang in there.....your firefighter buddies at #8 station

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  4. What's this? A supportive comment? Do you ACTUALLY know Marty? Have you read his full account of this affair? I find it hard to beleive anyone who has really supports him.

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